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MIL=Mother in law:
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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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Mother-In-Law Stories
MIL Jokes...
Q: What is the ideal weight for a MIL?
A: About 2.3lbs, including the urn.
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The clock fell off the wall. If it was a minute sooner, it would have hit my MIL. That clock was always slow!
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My MIL is banned internationally from playing poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoulder!
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Q: What do you do if you miss your MIL??
A: RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
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Q: How do you stop your MIL from drowning?
MIL=Mother in law:
($$$)
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
($$$)
Mother-In-Law StoriesMIL Jokes...
Q: What is the ideal weight for a MIL?
A: About 2.3lbs, including the urn.
($$$)
The clock fell off the wall. If it was a minute sooner, it would have hit my MIL. That clock was always slow!
($$$)
My MIL is banned internationally from playing poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoulder!
($$$)
Q: What do you do if you miss your MIL??
A: RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
($$$)
Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
($$$)
Q: How do you stop your MIL from drowning?
- A: Take your foot off her head.
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Q: Why did my mother-in-law cross the road?
A: I don't know, but it was an ugly site.
A: I don't know, but it was an ugly site.
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